The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!

[Scotty]

This thread is for posting entries for the "Ode to Orko" Contest, and comments on said entries.

This could take the form of a poem, song, graphic, video, or whatever takes your fancy. The funniest entry submitted by 20 August 2010, as judged by our panel of admins, will win a Mattycollector.com Orko (regular version) with Prince Adam pack-in.

No unsafe for work content is to be posted. We don't worry about swearing etc, but pls stay away from NSFW images. Any such content will be removed immediately. 

Happy competing!

[guest66]

Okay, fine screw it, I said I wouldn't, but this is just to easy to do, and too hard to resist, seeing as something I enjoy doing is putting new (offensive) lyrics to classic songs.


Orko (to the tune of The Kinks Lola)

I met him in a castle in Ertenia,
Where you sport furry jocks or a purple shirt like a dorko.
D-O-R-K-O dorko.
He floated to me and he asked me to dance,
I said you dress like a woman and where are your pants, Orko?
O-R-K-O Orko, Dor-or-or-or Dorko.

Well I'm not the world's most odd looking guy,
No legs for springs or mechanical neck that stretches to the sky.
You dope, Orko, Or-or-or-or Orko.
Now you've seen my mum and she had normal skin,
Not some yellow freaky shit like the ho Evil-Lynn.
She has norks, Orko, Nor-or-or-or Norko Or-or-or-or Orko.

We could fight Skeletor and Beast-man all night,
With or without all Grayskull's might.
Triclops is neat and man he fancies me,
He said, "Hey, Orko just leave that one for me!"
But when I looked into his eyes, you salted my game damn you, Orko.
For-or-or-or Forko Or-or-or-or Orko
Orko Or-or-or-or Orko Or-or-or-or Orko

Your voice sounds so gay!
And man you're a whore!
Triclops Je t'adore!
I got down on my knees,
Then I looked at him and he at me.

Well that's the way that I wanted to stay,
And I''d never be able to turn gay for you, Orko.
Or-or-whore-or Orko.
Ghost can't do men, and men do ghosts,
If I tried fucking you I'll have is a puddle! Piss off Orko.
Poor-or-or-or Orko.

Well I had Leech just a week before,
As if you couldn't guess he sucked me raw!
Back then Orko had Grizzlor by the hand,
Saying, "Dear boy, I'll make you a man!"

Well She-ra is the world's most masculine tramp,
But if I weren't gay she'd make me a man!
But not you Orko!
Or-or-or-or Orko Or-or-or-or Orko
Orko Or-or-or-or Orko Or-or-or-or Orko

[Scotty]

HA! I knew you couldn't resist. 

Hilarious, man. You got a point! 

[FB]

Hehe loving it Westy,great start!

[fishmilkshake]

Andy....what have you started? 

[Freak Studio]

"Ode to Orko" a poem with toys by Freak Studio

With Bwana Beast in the role of Freak Studio
And narrated (in your imagination) by Sir Ian McKellen

[Scotty]

Another very solid entry! Outstanding even!!

That made me laugh out loud, and hard. You rock FS!

[NiteOwl]

Point for you Sir, that was awesome!!

[fishmilkshake]

Loving this already!

[FB]

FS that last bit had me cracking up,outstanding!

[bigraj]

A not so serious attempt, here's my haiku:

Orko

I need you Orko
In part to beat up Gambit
Magic Ass-Whupping

 

[NiteOwl]

A not so serious attempt, here's my haiku:

Orko

I need you Orko
In part to beat up Gambit
Magic Ass-Whupping

 

Great work, point for you!

[Scotty]

A not so serious attempt, here's my haiku:

Orko

I need you Orko
In part to beat up Gambit
Magic Ass-Whupping

 

Works for me! Well done bigraj!

[fishmilkshake]

Hah hah.....Gambit don' get no respect mon ami

[chrismandesign]

i dunno how the heck i can post the pictures of my "ode"... it’s frustrating/embarrasing, someone can teach me