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The "Plea for Plastic Man" Contest Thread!

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« on: August 03, 2010, 12:05:47 am »

This thread is for posting entries for the "Plea for Plastic Man" Contest, and comments on said entries.

This could take the form of a poem, song, graphic, video, or whatever takes your fancy. The funniest entry submitted by 20 August 2010, as judged by our panel of admins, will win a Mattycollector.com Plastic Man (regular version, no suitcase).

No unsafe for work content is to be posted. We don't worry about swearing etc, but pls stay away from NSFW images. Any such content will be removed immediately.

Happy competing!

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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2010, 02:31:28 am »

http://www.lyricsdownload.com/outlaws-ghost-riders-lyrics.html

Sung to the tune of Outlaws "Ghost Riders"


Toy Hoarders

An old toy bloke went scramblin' out on a Comic Con weekday
Upon the Mattel booth he rested as he went along his way

When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed folks he saw
A plowin' through the crowd came through to wrestle, scrape and claw

Yipie i ay Yipie i oh
Toy Hoarders in the sky

Their feet were still on fire and their teeth were made of steel
Their elbows were all black and blue and their bad breath could make him keel

A bolt of fear went through him as he heard their battle cry
He saw the hoarders coming hard with greed within their eyes

Yipie i ay Yipie i oh
Toy Hoarders in the sky.

Their faces mad, their eyes blood red and their shirts all soaked with sweat
They're comin' hard to get that Plas but they 'aint got him yet

'cause they'll stand in line forever while people wonder why
And on Mattycollector sale day they'll give it another try

Yipie i ay Yipie i oh
Toy Hoarders in the sky.

The hoarders trampled by him as he played a deadly game
If you want one son, won't save you one, but here's our Ebay name

Old honest man change your ways just like the changin' tide
You can't stop this devil's horde, so join the other side

Yipie i ay Yipie i oh
Toy Hoarders in the sky.
Toy Hoarders in the sky.
Toy Hoarders in the sky.
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2010, 02:39:24 am »

Our first entry, and a quality one at that! And welcome deadshot!!
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2010, 02:58:29 am »

Thanks, Andy.
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2010, 06:13:27 am »

Very clever,great tune choice.Couldn't help but sing along in my head.
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2010, 11:15:32 pm »

This is my "Plea for Plastic Man" Poem

Plea for Plastic Man

You grow in all sizes
extend in all shapes
stretch for the unreachable

The human balloon animal,
you inspire pretzels to blush,
yoga masters' tear up
and all the ladies to blow kisses

If only you didn't melt like butter
whenever the situation got hot
If only you didn't wear a woman's swimsuit
that reveals your hairy chesticles
If only you didn't have your heart ripped out
but that's okay you can have mine
for being the best expendable expandable hero around

 







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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2010, 11:34:47 pm »

Hah! This is great! I never thought I'd read the word 'chesticles' on this forum......
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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2010, 12:17:46 am »

Very clever,great tune choice.Couldn't help but sing along in my head.

Thank you. I had to bust out a classic to sing to. Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2010, 04:12:20 am »

Okey-doke, let's give this a bash-

O, Plasticman (To the tune of O, Christmas Tree. Or O, Whacking Day. No, the Christmas Carol.)

O Plasticman, O Plasticman,

Rubb'r-y red Hero
Your Origin is Golden Age,
Funny shapes on every page,
Fought J'onn J'onz in a fiery Rage,
Joe Kelly made you Awesome.

O Plasticman, O Plasticman,
You're voiced by Tom Kenny,
There was that other toon,
But I forget,
I was but a tiny gent,
I think you had a baby?

O Plasticman, O Plasticman,
Sometimes a bit pervy,
On Wondy's wall as a Lamp,
Or Barda's dress,
She's quite the vamp
anything for for the Ladies.

O, Plasticman, O, Plasticman
Fared better than Elongated Man,
He's now dead,
So I guess you won?
Shame about his wife tho.

O, Plasticman O, Plasticman
I want this toy so badly!

Seriously. I can TASTE it. It's all...plasticy. 
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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2010, 04:39:49 am »

Hurray! Great job!  Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2010, 04:43:20 am »

He he,can't help but sing along in my Head.Nice work!
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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2010, 05:58:22 am »

Great job Tallestblue!

The competition is shaping up now, and there's still more than ten days to go!

Keep 'em coming!!
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« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2010, 06:01:39 am »

I think i'd like to hear it sung by a large group of choirboys.
I think that would increase my chances of winning.
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« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2010, 06:14:49 am »

Well if you can organise that it may be worth extra points...............or not. Wink
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« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2010, 06:19:04 am »

I think i'd like to hear it sung by a large group of choirboys.
I think that would increase my chances of winning.

Oh yeah, capture that on video and upload it. That would be extremely pointworthy, if not plastic-worthy!
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